Horrible and Funny all at once!

Ok...for those people who get grossed out really easily this is not the post for you. But if you're like me and find humor in some of the grossest things your children do, then read on!
Today I was a little distracted because I was packing up some of my vast collection of scrapbooking paper.(Does anyone else have paper collecting issues?) My 4 year old son Joseph was trying to get my attention and for some reason I wasn't really paying attention to him. So he stepped in front of the chair that I was sitting on and reached up and put both hands on the side of my face to get my attention. I couldn't tell you what he was asking me because I kept getting a whiff of poo! Hmm...Where is that coming from? Ok. Now I realize where it's coming from! I grab Joe Joe's hands and look (hoping and praying that I am totally wrong). Yup! It's there! Poo on his fingers and hands!!! AAAAAAH! Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh! Oh good there's some hand sanitizer! Quick! Get some and put it all over your face before it seeps in and makes you smell it for hours! Rush in the bathroom with Joe Joe to scrub the yuckies off and find the yuckies all over the toilet and counter. Eewwww...what did he do, fingerpaint? Yup! Looks like it! (You know his twin sister Emma would NEVER do that! She's a lady through and through!) What would make him want to wipe with his finger instead of the toilet paper? It was right there!
You know, I hate to say it but I have got WAY too many toilet stories in my repetoire. Comes with having 10 kids I suppose. I'll let you in on some of them every once in a while. For now I'll give you a break. That last one was a doozy! Even I'm overwhelmed!!