O.k. I've got to get it out! My son did the most horrible, no good, terrible, very bad thing!! I just don't know why he would follow through with such a thing!! I'm absolutely horrified!! I don't even want to tell anyone about it, but here I am...telling you ALL about it. I can't keep it a secret! I just can't! I tried, but I could only last a day...
Soooooo, here's what happened...
Joseph took an empty McDonald's cup and peed in it and then offered it to his little sister. She of course thought that her older brother was being so cool to offer her some of his wonderful soda and took a big swig of it!! That's right people! My daughter drank pee! OH. MY. GOSH! She drank PEE!!!!! I thought I was gonna die!! (She DID spit it out really quick)
Now here's another bad part. I spanked him. And his sister Emma, cuz she knew it was in there and she let her sister drink it. And then...and then...well, this is the part I'm a little ashamed of. He didn't look repentant AT ALL, and it made me so upset...so I, um...made him take a drink of it too. (Yeah, he spit it out right quick) But still, I can't believe I told him to take a drink.
I really don't think he'll be doing this again. But still, I feel really bad for telling him to take a drink. (I'm actually surprised that he did it, I didn't expect him to. I wasn't even yelling...) Oh my gosh! I think I have a Dennis the Menace here. I am the WORST mother in the whole world!
In which I improvise trees . . .
5 years ago
7 comments:
Ohhhhh Julieeee....I think I might have done the same thing! ....maybe....I can just imagine how you felt! I can totally see Logan doing that to his brother too! Ugh!!! Little boys and their bright ideas!
ok I am laughing so hard right now, and feeling so good. When Ryan was in 2nd grade, he was with his friends, and some brothers called them the F word. So they all peed in their squirt guns and sprayed the boys. Their mom came to my door. It was ugly. I made Ryan clean the pee off the toilet for a long time, and told him that if he ever did that again I would make him lick it off. So you are not to far off! :} So stinking funny! Jerry said, Hey I never thougth of that one!!!! He was the Dennis the Menise! You seriously MADE MY DAY!!!!!
Oh Julia! I am with Judy! I am laughing my head off, but I know I shouldn't....you do have your hands full. However, I think you are a SMART mom! Thanks for the good laugh. LOL!!!!!!!!
OH WOW!!! LOL I totally laughed my head off but I would have done the same thing lol. I bet he won't ever do that again lol.
I am so laughing right now. Don't you dare feel bad for making him take a swig. It won't kill him! It is gross but I bet he never tries it again!
LOL!! I am dying here. First off you are NOT even close to the worst mom in the world! Second-- if he thinks its okay for his sister it's okay for him too!! I think making him drink it was a cleaver consequence for his actions. I'm thinking he won't be doing it again anytime real soon! lol! Give yourself a break! You are a fabulous mom!
Your were just preparing him for survival. I mean if he was lost in the woods drinking his pee is what he'd have to do. It was funny!
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